Apr
6
2014

Reblogged from nudityandnerdery :

gilmoure:

OnThisDay in 1931, 17-year-old Jackie Mitchell struck out both Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig during an exhibition game against the Yankees. A few days later, her contract was voided and women were declared unfit to play baseball. (Photo: Library of Congress)

gilmoure:

OnThisDay in 1931, 17-year-old Jackie Mitchell struck out both Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig during an exhibition game against the Yankees. A few days later, her contract was voided and women were declared unfit to play baseball. (Photo: Library of Congress)

Mar
25
2014

Reblogged from nudityandnerdery :

stridersknowbest:

geisttotend:

no but seriously i have this text post stuck in my sketchbook it genuinely motivates me to do art

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

stridersknowbest:

geisttotend:

no but seriously i have this text post stuck in my sketchbook it genuinely motivates me to do art

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

(Source: qraverobber)

Mar
22
2014

Reblogged from psych-facts :

Mar
22
2014

Reblogged from thatfunnyblog :

(Source: planjota)

Mar
22
2014

Reblogged from makemestfu :

Mar
22
2014

Reblogged from psych-facts :

Mar
22
2014

Reblogged from nudityandnerdery :

mlb:

 TONIGHT. #OpeningSeries

mlb:

TONIGHT. #OpeningSeries

Mar
22
2014

Reblogged from calmingbrits :

Asked by Anonymous:

I just broke up with my boyfriend of over a year. Any chance there's a gif with Sir Patrick Stewart lying around to cheer me up?

Mar
22
2014

Reblogged from wincenworks :

frozenoverblackballoon:

tastefullyoffensive:

[trickrtreatr]

Frozen’s had it’s run. Summer’s A coming! In the Summer!

frozenoverblackballoon:

tastefullyoffensive:

[trickrtreatr]

Frozen’s had it’s run. Summer’s A coming! In the Summer!

Mar
22
2014

Reblogged from thatfunnyblog :

(Source: planjota)

Mar
19
2014

A PSA

If you can’t draw a crowd, then draw dicks on the wall.

Brought to you by Ben Folds. And Wednesday.

Feb
23
2014

Reblogged from thesixthalma :

sliceofbri:

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET

SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS

GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS 

AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO

WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS

sliceofbri:

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET

SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS

GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS 

AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO

WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU

I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS

Feb
23
2014

Books I’ve read, in case you ever wanted to know/start a conversation

Amazon’s 100 Books to Read in a Lifetime

1984 - George Orwell
A Brief History of Time - Stephen Hawking
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius - Dave Eggers
A Long Way Gone - Ishmael Beah
A Series of Unfortunate Events: #1 A Bad Beginning - Lemony Snicket
A Wrinkle in Time - Madeline L’Engle
Alice Munro: Selected Stories - Alice Munro
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
All The President’s Men - Bob Woodard and Carl Bernstein
Angela’s Ashes - Frank McCourt
Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret - Judy Blume
Bel Canto - Ann Patchett
Beloved - Toni Morrison
Born to Run - Christopher McDougall
Breath, Eyes, Memory - Edwidge Danticat
Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
Charlotte’s Web - E.B. White
Cutting for Stone - Abraham Verghese
Daring Greatly - Brene Brown
Diary of a Whimpy Kid, book 1 - Jeff Kinney
Dune - Frank Herbert
Fahrenheit 451 - Ray Bradbury
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson
Gone Girl - Gillian Flynn
Goodnight Moon - Margaret Wise Brown
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Guns, Germs, and Steel - Jared M. Diamond
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - J.K. Rowling
In Cold Blood - Truman Capote
Interpreter of Maladies - Jhumpa Lahiri
Invisible Man - Ralph Ellison
Jimmy Corrigan: Smartest Kid on Earth - Chris Ware
Kitchen Confidential - Anthony Bourdain
Life After Life - Kate Atkinson
Little House on the Prairie - Laura Ingalls Wilder
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
Love in the Time of Cholera - Garbriel Garcia Marquez
Love Medicine - Louise Erdrich
Man’s Search for Meaning - Viktor Frankl
Me Talk Pretty One Day - David Sedaris
Middlesex - Jeffrey Eugenides
Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
Moneyball - Michael Lewis
Of Human Bondage - W. Somerset Maugham
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
Out of Africa - Isak Dinesen
Persepolis - Marjane Satrapi
Portnoy’s Complaint - Philip Roth
Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
Silent Spring - Rachel Carson
Slaughterhouse 5 - Kurt Vonnegut
Team of Rivals - Doris Kearns Goodwin
The Age of Innocence - Edith Wharton
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay - Michael Chabon
The Autobiography of Malcolm X - Malcolm X and Alex Haley
The Book Thief - Markus Zusak
The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao - Junot Diaz
The Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
The Colour of Water - James McBride
The Corrections - Jonathan Frazen
The Devil in the White City - Erik Larson
The Diary of Anne Frank - Anne Frank
The Fault in our Stars - John Green
The Giver - Lois Lowry
The Golden Compass - Philip Pullman
The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
The House at Pooh Corner - A.A. Milne
The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins
The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks - Rebecca Skloot
The Liars’ Club: A Memoir - Mary Karr
The Lightening Thief - Rick Riordan
The Little Prince - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
The Long Goodbye - Raymond Chandler
The Looming Tower: Al-Qaeda and the Road to 9/11 - Lawrence Wright
The Lord of the Rings - J.R.R. Tolkein
The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and Other Clinical Tales - Oliver Sacks
The Omnivore’s Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals - Michael Pollan
The Phantom Tollbooth - Norton Juster
The Poisonwood Bible - Barbara Kingsolver
The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York - Robert A. Caro
The Right Stuff - Tom Wolfe
The Road - Cormac McCarthy
The Secret History - Donna Tart
The Shining - Stephen King
The Stranger - Albert Camus
The Sun Also Rises - Ernest Hemingway
The Things They Carried - Tim O’Brien
The Very Hungry Caterpillar - Eric Cale
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Graham
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicles - Haruki Murikami
The World According to Garp - John Irving
The Year of Magical Thinking - Joan Didion
Things Fall Apart - Chinua Achebe
To Kill A Mockingbird - Harper Lee
Unspoken: A World War II Story of Survival, Resiliance, and Redemption - Laura Hillenbrand
Valley of the Dolls - Jacqueline Susann
Where the Sidewalk Ends - Shel Silverstein
Where the Wild Things Are - Maurice Sendak

Feb
21
2014

Reblogged from calmingbrits :

Asked by Anonymous:

I just broke up with my boyfriend of over a year. Any chance there's a gif with Sir Patrick Stewart lying around to cheer me up?

Feb
18
2014

Reblogged from truebluemeandyou :

truebluemeandyou:

DIY 299 No Sew Tee Shirts Infographic and Tutorial from Oh So Pretty. Mix and match to get hundreds of combinations. Also check out the post at the link. For pages more of easy DIY tee shirt restyles go here: truebluemeandyou.tumblr.com/tagged/tee-shirt

truebluemeandyou:

DIY 299 No Sew Tee Shirts Infographic and Tutorial from Oh So Pretty. Mix and match to get hundreds of combinations. Also check out the post at the link. For pages more of easy DIY tee shirt restyles go here: truebluemeandyou.tumblr.com/tagged/tee-shirt

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